[Dryerase] AGR Hollywood 'bad guys'
Shawn G
dr_broccoli at hotmail.com
Thu Sep 5 15:10:49 CDT 2002
Asheville Global Report
www.agrnews.org
Hollywood debuts new 'bad guys' in XXX\
By Shawn Gaynor
Hollywood has always strived to bring audiences in touch with the otherwise
unbelievable. XXX, the new movie staring Vin Diesel as Xender Cage,
delivers this. Never mind the 40 foot high motorcycle jump onto a barn
roof, or the hero outrunning an avalanche on a snow board when everyone else
(with a head start and on snowmobiles) gets crushed by a wall of ice. These
are standard Hollywood spy movie fare. The really unbelievable part starts
with the filthy rich Eastern European anarchists
yeah, thats right, rich
anarchists. Furthermore, these millionaire, boys club anarchists,
instead of struggling for freedom and justice for the common person, spend
their time in their mountain castle, bent on world destruction in the form
of biological warfare.
The film is (sometimes painfully) aimed at young Americans interested in
counter culture. The music fits. The hero is tattooed, into extreme sports,
and steals a senators car in the opening scene to dole out some justice in
relation to something rather bad the senator did. The film is even named
XXX despite its PG-13 flirtation, and is bound to draw adolescents. Theres
no end of extras with blue hair, piercings, and mohawks. These are all
things that young Americans seem to like the idea of. But how to twist it?
How about the hero gets blackmailed, tricked, and forced into service by the
government?
All those expensive government-sponsored dinners and pleas to Hollywood ears
to help with the war effort must have found their way into the hearts of
Rob Cohen and his buddies at revolution studios. The movie plot reads more
like a wish-list of right-wing foreign policy than an action film.
The first of these comes when a National Security Agency (NSA) boss called
Gibbson (Samuel L. Jackson) decides it is time to recruit some agents from a
list of accomplished criminals. According to Gibbson, these agents will
avoid detection because they dont act trained (which theyre not) and are
completely expendable, because nobody at the NSA, or presumably anywhere,
really cares about these American boys overseas. This seems to mesh really
well with the Bush administrations post-Sept. 11 policy changes at the CIA
for the need to work with undesirables and criminal elements.
Use criminal elements for what, you ask? Well, the movie answers this
clearly enough: to stop the spread of weapons of mass destruction, in this
case a biological weapon that is set to destroy ten cities populations.
But first these potential agents need to be tested, and where better to
polish up some forces into fighting shape for a mission in the evil and
scary former east bloc? Colombia, of course! Why not play the Colombians
against each other to cause a shit-storm of explosions and killing in order
to see if the agents have any kind of survival instinct?
After that its off to Prague. Yes, that bastion of anarchist resistance,
where the World Trade Orginization met the anti-globalization movement
inside the convention center after protesters forced their way into the
building.
What are the dangerous Prague anarchists up to in the movie? Well,
Washington will be happy to know that these fictional anarchists are
planning to kill the whole city, including its tremendous counterculture.
And where do these so-called anarchists come from? Not Prague, but the
ex-Soviet Union. Yes, they gave up Russian democracy and/or communism, and
their high positions in Russian intelligence and military, in favor of
anarchism. Washington and Hollywood would like you to know that anarchists
are really just communists that disliked the fall of the Soviet Union. What
else these anarchists believe is up to the audience. The film never
addresses it, presumably because the film makers know nothing about this. It
could be speculated, though, that they do, and dont want you to. Easier to
have a mysterious, vaguely evil group of villains (led by an evil
mastermind) than explain that some people believe deeply in direct democracy
but really dont like capitalism.
On top of this, they are sexist. Sexist enough to pimp out their
girlfriends, and to never let a woman into their inner circle. They even
keep a veritable harem of women in their clubs and castle with the sole
purpose of their sexual satisfaction after a long day of destroying
civilization (back to the adolescent PG-13 fantasies).
Despite all of this movies shortcomings, I like Xander as a character.
Diesels presence on screen is believably self-assured, and willing to
break the rules. He takes bold risks, and speaks like an ordinary person
rather than a robotic Schwarzenegger. He fights to save the world, just like
every young person wants to do. Just be careful who youre doing it for and
why, Vin.
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