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<p dir="ltr">Dear World People:</p>
<p dir="ltr">Last week, esteemed colleague President Obama sent you <a href="http://yeslab.org/barack">email</a> asking you to <a href="http://asb.yeslab.org/civicrm/contribute/transact?reset=1&id=4"><b>seed Yes Men group with cash</b></a>.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Russia wishes to hereby erect our opposition. Like the Netherlands, Russia is well-endowed member of international oil community. But <a href="http://asb.yeslab.org/civicrm/contribute/transact?reset=1&id=4">Yes Men</a> hooligans make fun of <a href="http://polar-partners.com/">Russia/Dutch coupling</a> with stupid bear puppet in Amsterdam. That is gay to not only Russia, but to whole Netherlands people too.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Russia is like <em><a href="http://polar-partners.com/how">real</a></em> and extremely large and strong bear: Moscow at head, paws on Middle East, wild Arctic at rear. <a href="http://polar-partners.com/science-corner">Dutch come to help Russia</a> thrust deep and hard to tame rear for all Man's benefit. <a href="http://asb.yeslab.org/civicrm/contribute/transact?reset=1&id=4">Yes Men</a> try to stop us, but limp fake bearhood is no match for firm real manhood of Russia and Netherlands ganging together.</p>
<p dir="ltr"><b><font size=+1><a href="http://asb.yeslab.org/civicrm/contribute/transact?reset=1&id=4">Do <em>not</em> support Yes Men.</a></font></b> If you do, we treat each of your country's <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/20/sport/sochi-2014-skjellerup/">Sochi Olympics visitors</a> just like we do with <a href="http://www.greenpeace.org/new-zealand/en/blog/insane-pr-circus-rocks-holland-but-its-not-th/blog/46351/">Greenpeace</a> boat hooligans: we knock them up in jail.</p>
<p dir="ltr">In some heat already,</p>
<p dir="ltr"><a href="http://asb.yeslab.org/sites/default/files/civicrm/persist/contribute/images/article-2277572-1788E457000005DC-555_634x586.jpg"><img border=0 alt="" src="http://asb.yeslab.org/sites/default/files/civicrm/persist/contribute/images/512px-Vladimir_Putin_signature.svg.png" style="width: 512px; height: 173px;" /></a><br>
Vladimir Vladmirovich Putin
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