[Newspoetry] jesse helms said your mama stanky
William Gillespie
gillespi at ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
Wed Jan 26 09:37:59 CST 2000
jesse helms said your mama stanky
jesse helms went to the un
and he said you said
that koffee annan
all wacked up on speed
and he said other shit too
he said the us would nuke
yeltsin's mama
and pee on milosevic
what a mean thing
jesse helms said
i think we should all sit in our
kitchens
typing letters to our
senators
by candlelight
because jesse helms
be bombing yugoslavia
without getting the
consent of the un
but sticking them with the bill
old rat bastard
ol filibuster-ass
done went on and on
spouting his warped
vision, saying that the
us was gonna drop outta
the un, because the
dues too high
dude from france sputtered
in disdain, then
each of them, in turn,
with a multitiude of translators,
ripped jesse helms a
buncha new assholes
he didn't notice
ol tobacco-eatin
bastard
there still a
few good senators
but jesse helms
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