[Newspoetry] mds
f. h. lombaer
lombaer at students.uiuc.edu
Mon Jul 10 09:22:16 CDT 2000
Cut Your Losses
(Sung to the tune of The Star Spangled Banner)
by Francis (not) Scott Key
Oh missile defense, you are not working out.
The plans we drew up looked so good when on paper.
What the hell did we think? Accuracy is hard.
Why dont you try to stop a bullet with a bullet.
Its damned near impossible.
Take my word for it.
You dont even want to look at the math involved.
Oh well, we tried. We gave it all we had.
But the best defense,
Is no warheads at all.
http://www.azstarnet.com/~rgrogan/flag3.htm
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