[Newspoetry] arrrrrrrgghghhhH!!!
enslin at prairienet.org
enslin at prairienet.org
Wed Sep 24 11:40:45 CDT 2003
> In a move that surprised only doe-eyed pollyannas who just fell off
> the turnip truck, a federal court has overturned the national "do not
> call" list.
>
> http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/24/technology/do_not_call.reut/index.htm?
cnn=yes
>
the week before the do not call
list was publicized, i had written
some haiku to recite to telemarketers
in lieu of their spiels:
don't deposit folks
in a phone bank; in their stead
plant whispering pines
what do we do now?
we have a bad connection
listen to the snow
please stay on the line
for this important message:
bush lies like a snake
if you hold a shell
far from your ear the ocean
chatters regardless
vocal muscles tire
from repetitive motion
call general strike
caged bird rings the bell
your call puts us both on hold
you are important
talk for a living:
pundits, politicians; you
should be president
telemarketers
are not the ones dialing phones
they are the owners
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