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<DIV><SPAN id=profile_status>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam. </SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN>Suddenly a man knocks on his window. </SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN>The driver asks what happened? </SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN>Terrorists have captured Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi,
Harry Reid, Karl Rove, </SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN>Cheney, McCain, and Lindsey Graham. </SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN>They want $10 million or they are going to douse them with gasoline
& set them on fire. </SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN>We're going car to car, taking up a collection. </SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN>The driver asks how much is everyone giving?</SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN><FONT size=2 face=Arial>About a
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