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"Time out, Bro."<br>
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Verdant Pastures Human Resource Management.<br>
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Secure residential treatment services. Inspiring brighter futures.<br>
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At VP, we understand your need, your goals for the social good, and
your dilemma. <br>
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Every large population generates its own obligatory quota of culls and
human weeds.<br>
A nation of wankers, dominatrices, assholes, and imported wage slaves<br>
presents with no rule exception at all.<br>
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Let's face it. <br>
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The perverse spawn of a chaotic society in <br>
the death-throes of terminal economic decline and incipient fascism <br>
presents unique and real challenges. You can't just<br>
let the hipsters, flipsters, and finger-poppin' daddies run amok.<br>
Or allow pesky non-conformists, revolutionaries, and anarchists <br>
to get hold of the reins.<br>
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Oh, noes... <br>
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At Verdant Pastures, we don't see these changing times as a problem. <br>
We see opportunity. <br>
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Whether your social effluent is misfits, miscreants, undesirables, the
mentally incompetent, <br>
the socially confused; crawdaddies, creeps or cretins; investigative
reporters and organizers;<br>
questioners, protestors, dickheads and dweebs; the thoroughly
repulsive, the strangely malodorous, <br>
or the just plain fucking stupid, Verdant Pastures has tailored
treatment solutions that<br>
will work for you. <br>
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We deliver Satisfaction and Social Justice for you and your community.<br>
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Verdant Pastures. <br>
Perpetual incarceration in a lovely pastoral setting.<br>
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"Time out, Bro."<br>
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When it's too late for condoms and curettes, <br>
consider our comfortable condominiums.<br>
Beethoven beats the ovens every time.<br>
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Verdant Pastures is NDAA, EPA, and Sarbanes-Oxley certified.<br>
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- a GoldmanSachs company.<br>
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*Ask about our new inquisition options. <br>
"Answers. When you need them. A whole lot like right-fucking-now."<br>
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