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<span style="" class="yiv4493920506"> December 3, 2014</span>
<h1 id="yiv4493920506yui_3_16_0_1_1417800156153_353880" style="" class="yiv4493920506">New Proposal Would Provide Grand Juries with Eyes</h1>
<h3 id="yiv4493920506yui_3_16_0_1_1417800156153_353741" style="" class="yiv4493920506">By <span style="" class="yiv4493920506"><a rel="nofollow" style="" class="yiv4493920506" target="_blank" href="http://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz" title="Andy Borowitz">Andy Borowitz</a></span></h3>
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<a href="" rel="nofollow" style="" class="yiv4493920506"></a><a href="" rel="nofollow" style="" class="yiv4493920506"></a><div id="yiv4493920506yui_3_16_0_1_1417800156153_353785" style="" class="yiv4493920506">WASHINGTON (<a rel="nofollow" id="yiv4493920506yui_3_16_0_1_1417800156153_353830" style="" class="yiv4493920506" target="_blank" href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report">The Borowitz Report</a>)—On
the heels of an initiative to provide police departments with body
cameras, there is growing support for a plan to supply grand-jury
members with eyes, advocates for the plan said on Wednesday.</div> <div id="yiv4493920506yui_3_16_0_1_1417800156153_353786" style="" class="yiv4493920506">“Body
cameras are an important part of the solution,” said Harland Dorrinson,
who is lobbying Washington to equip grand juries with the sense of
sight. “But I strongly believe that if you take video evidence and add
eyes, the combination would be unstoppable.”</div> <div style="" class="yiv4493920506"><span style="" class="yiv4493920506" id="yiv4493920506more-2920169"></span></div> <div id="yiv4493920506yui_3_16_0_1_1417800156153_353787" style="" class="yiv4493920506">Some
critics of Dorrinson’s proposal say that it does not go far enough, and
that in order to process information sent from their eyes grand juries
would also need to be fitted with working brains.</div> <div id="yiv4493920506yui_3_16_0_1_1417800156153_353788" style="" class="yiv4493920506">“Yes,
in a perfect world, all grand juries would have brains,” Dorrinson
said. “But progress is an incremental thing. Let’s start with eyes and
eventually work our way up to brains.”</div> <div style="" class="yiv4493920506"><a rel="nofollow" style="" class="yiv4493920506" target="_blank" href="https://www.newyorker.com/services/newsletters"><em style="" class="yiv4493920506">Get news satire from The Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox</em></a>.</div>
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