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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:red">This Law School is in a
<u>Death Spiral</u>. Killer Koh proves it.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#00B050">Fab<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#00B050">Ed Norton Professor of Law<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:teal">Francis A. Boyle<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:teal">Law Building<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:teal">504 E. Pennsylvania Ave.<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:teal">Champaign, IL 61820 USA<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:teal">217-333-7954 (phone)<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:teal">217-244-1478 (fax)<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><u><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:teal">(personal comments only)<o:p></o:p></span></u></i></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b>From:</b> Boyle, Francis A <br>
<b>Sent:</b> Friday, September 16, 2016 7:59 AM<br>
<b>To:</b> 'chicago@worldcantwait.net' <chicago@worldcantwait.net>; 'Amanda Bass' <abass10@gmail.com>; 'C. G. Estabrook' <cge@shout.net>; 'C. G. Estabrook' <carl@newsfromneptune.com>; 'Peace Discuss' <peace-discuss@anti-war.net>; 'David Johnson' <davidjohnson1451@comcast.net>;
'Stuart Levy' <stuartnlevy@gmail.com>; 'Karen Medina' <kmedina67@gmail.com>; Szoke, Ron <r-szoke@illinois.edu>; 'Mildred O'brien' <moboct1@aim.com>; 'peace@lists.chambana.net' <peace@lists.chambana.net>; 'davegreen84@yahoo.com' <davegreen84@yahoo.com>; Readel,
Karin <kereadel@illinois.edu>; Estabrook, Carl G <galliher@illinois.edu>; 'Belden Fields' <a-fields@uiuc.edu>; 'jmachota@shout.net' <jmachota@shout.net>; 'Vietnam Veterans Against the War Mailing List' <vvawnet@prairienet.org>; 'Bryan Savage' <bryan@sneezingdogs.com>;
Hoffman, Valerie J <vhoffman@illinois.edu>; Miller, Joseph Thomas <jtmiller@illinois.edu>; 'sherwoodross10@gmail.com' <sherwoodross10@gmail.com>; 'David Swanson' <davidcnswanson@gmail.com>; 'Karen Aram' <karenaram@hotmail.com><br>
<b>Subject:</b> From the Ed Norton Professor of Law at the Illinois/Yale Law Mafias School<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:olive">When I was 18 I had a summer job working for the Chicago Public Sewer System—literally at the very bottom of it. I was down there
working in, sloshing around in, smelling and getting splattered upon with krap and miscellaneous other things. You would not believe the things people throw down their toilets. Well believe me, I have personally seen it all and since we are in polite company
I will not itemize it all. At the end of a hard day of work I went home and literally had to disinfect myself in the shower before eating dinner. A real Ed Norton from The Honeymooners.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:olive"> Well that’s exactly what it is like working here at the Illinois/Yale Law Mafias School. I have to work in, slosh around
in, and smell their krap all day long. You would not believe the things they do around here. Killer Koh is only the tip of the proverbial iceberg. So after a hard day of work, I go over to ARC/IMPE and swim my 2000 yards getting completely disinfected from
all their krap by means of the heavily chlorinated water in the ARC/IMPE pools—it can kill anything and everything. And then I can go home for dinner. Yo! Trixie! What’s for dinner?<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:olive">Fab<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:olive">Ed Norton Professor of Law<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:olive">Illinois/Yale Law Mafias School<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive">Francis A. Boyle<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive">Law Building<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive">504 E. Pennsylvania Ave.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive">Champaign IL 61820 USA<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive">217-333-7954 (phone)<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive">217-244-1478 (fax)<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive">(personal comments only</span></b><span style="color:olive">)</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;color:olive"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b>From:</b> Boyle, Francis A <br>
<b>Sent:</b> Thursday, September 15, 2016 8:11 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> 'chicago@worldcantwait.net' <<a href="mailto:chicago@worldcantwait.net">chicago@worldcantwait.net</a>>; 'Amanda Bass' <<a href="mailto:abass10@gmail.com">abass10@gmail.com</a>>; 'C. G. Estabrook' <<a href="mailto:cge@shout.net">cge@shout.net</a>>;
'C. G. Estabrook' <<a href="mailto:carl@newsfromneptune.com">carl@newsfromneptune.com</a>>; 'Peace Discuss' <<a href="mailto:peace-discuss@anti-war.net">peace-discuss@anti-war.net</a>>; 'David Johnson' <<a href="mailto:davidjohnson1451@comcast.net">davidjohnson1451@comcast.net</a>>;
'Stuart Levy' <<a href="mailto:stuartnlevy@gmail.com">stuartnlevy@gmail.com</a>>; 'Karen Medina' <<a href="mailto:kmedina67@gmail.com">kmedina67@gmail.com</a>>; Szoke, Ron <<a href="mailto:r-szoke@illinois.edu">r-szoke@illinois.edu</a>>; 'Mildred O'brien'
<<a href="mailto:moboct1@aim.com">moboct1@aim.com</a>>; 'peace@lists.chambana.net' <<a href="mailto:peace@lists.chambana.net">peace@lists.chambana.net</a>>; 'davegreen84@yahoo.com' <<a href="mailto:davegreen84@yahoo.com">davegreen84@yahoo.com</a>>; Readel,
Karin <<a href="mailto:kereadel@illinois.edu">kereadel@illinois.edu</a>>; Estabrook, Carl G <<a href="mailto:galliher@illinois.edu">galliher@illinois.edu</a>>; 'Belden Fields' <<a href="mailto:a-fields@uiuc.edu">a-fields@uiuc.edu</a>>; 'jmachota@shout.net'
<<a href="mailto:jmachota@shout.net">jmachota@shout.net</a>>; 'Vietnam Veterans Against the War Mailing List' <<a href="mailto:vvawnet@prairienet.org">vvawnet@prairienet.org</a>>; 'Bryan Savage' <<a href="mailto:bryan@sneezingdogs.com">bryan@sneezingdogs.com</a>>;
Hoffman, Valerie J <<a href="mailto:vhoffman@illinois.edu">vhoffman@illinois.edu</a>>; Miller, Joseph Thomas <<a href="mailto:jtmiller@illinois.edu">jtmiller@illinois.edu</a>>; 'sherwoodross10@gmail.com' <<a href="mailto:sherwoodross10@gmail.com">sherwoodross10@gmail.com</a>>;
'David Swanson' <<a href="mailto:davidcnswanson@gmail.com">davidcnswanson@gmail.com</a>>; 'Karen Aram' <<a href="mailto:karenaram@hotmail.com">karenaram@hotmail.com</a>><br>
<b>Subject:</b> FW: Coda: The Elephant Stampede<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#003300">Sorry I could not make it today over to our Bull-twaddling panel on “free speech on campus” by our professional Illinois/Yale
Law bull-twaddlers from the Illinois/Yale Mafia Schools of Law. So I cannot make a comment on it.But in lieu thereof, and speaking of bull-twaddle I thought I would send you this poem and coda I wrote in honor of our Disgraced, Fired and ABA-sanctioned
NeoCon Bull-Twaddling Dean Hurricane Heidi Hurd. Ditto for our Disgraced, Fired and ABA-Sanctioned Illinois/Yale Law Mafia Bull-Twaddling Dean Uncle Brucie Smith. Enjoy! Fab.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><u><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">Coda<o:p></o:p></span></u></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><u><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366"><o:p><span style="text-decoration:none"> </span></o:p></span></u></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">Ringling has now retired their elephants<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">No more krapping elephant stampedes<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">But our 2 krapping ex-Deans still remain<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">Stinking up the place<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">Alas! On both counts!<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">Krapping elephants amused me as a kid<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">But krapping ex-law-deans today do not<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">They should go stink up somewhere else<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.5in"><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#993366">For both are all krapped out her</span></b><b><span style="font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#003300">e.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
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<b><u><span style="font-size:16.0pt">The Elephant Stampede</span></u></b><b><span style="font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial Black",sans-serif;color:#003300"><o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">When I was a young boy<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Every year with my Dad<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">We would go to see<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">The Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey Circus<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">At the Old Amphitheater<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Three Rings<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">At the end of the show<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Came their famous elephant stampede<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">All the pachyderms would li<span style="color:#1F497D">n</span>e up in a row<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">With scantily clad young women on top<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">And at the appointed time<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">With their trunks they would grasp<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">The tails of the elephants in front<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">And rumble around all 3 rings<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Like an earthquake<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">The band played on<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">The girls riding bareback<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">But elephants are an incontinent lot<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Pissing and crapping as they plodded along<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">So at the rear of each pach<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Was a man dressed as a janitor<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">With a metal garbage can on wheelies<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">And a coal shovel.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">So as each animal would crap<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Its man would reach in with his shovel<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">And scoop it right out<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">And plop the poop in the can<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Before the next elephant stomped on it<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Magnificently choreographed for all to see<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">A Ballet of elephants and men and poop on a scoop<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">But every once in a while<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">The man could not get in there on time<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">And so the next elephant would stomp<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">On a dropped pile of shit<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">That would splat around the Old Amphitheater<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">I am reminded of this childhood spectacle<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Now at the start of my 38<sup>th</sup> year here<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">At the college of law<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">After eleven years of Deans Hurd and Smith<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Dropping their crap all around<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">These Ivy bedecked halls<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">In two separate scandals<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">One after the other<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Up to our necks in their crap<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Who is going to scoop it all up?<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Where are we going to put it?<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Or will we just let it ferment?<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">As it wafts up our nostrils<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">As it has done all these years<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Onward and upward<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">To our brains<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Now fermented in shit<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">For well over a decade.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Here’s to Deans Hurd and Smith<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Long may they live<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">In the Annals of College of Law Shit<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt">Fab<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><span style="font-size:16.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><i>Francis A. Boyle<o:p></o:p></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><i>Law Building<o:p></o:p></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><i>504 E. Pennsylvania Ave.<o:p></o:p></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><i>Champaign, IL 61820 USA<o:p></o:p></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><i>217-333-7954 (phone)<o:p></o:p></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><i>217-244-1478 (fax)<o:p></o:p></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><b><i>(personal comments only)<o:p></o:p></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:1.5in"><o:p> </o:p></p>
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