[Imc-web] trigger happy much?
Zachary C. Miller
zach at chambana.net
Fri Apr 1 12:17:08 CST 2005
I'm so sure someone deleted my HAFD post. :( No sense of humor!
You may have noticed that the server is a little slow today. That is
no accident. Last night in a meeting of the UC-IMC Secret Council we
voted by a margin of 4-1 to redirect 4 out of 5 packets to our contact
in the FBI. Our hope is that Agent A. F. Day will be able to use
Carnivore technologies to identify the speech patterns of those
commentators on our website that do not pass the Progressive Litmus
Test. We will then find those people's IP addresses and have them
blacklisted. We are certain that Agent Day is not going to let this
information get into the wrong hands because he has been really nice
to us and he smiles a lot. Never fear, your information is secure if
slow, it is being entrusted to a trusted ally in the federal
government and soon we'll be rid of all those "wrong ideas" that keep
cropping up on our website. This is a great example of a way that
Indymedia can subvert the government's own technology for our own
benefit by exploiting social networks and the general decency of
federal workers.
All of this is in keeping with the spirit of <a
href="ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc4041.txt">RFC 4041</a>
which is now official Internet Policy. If we do not conform to RFC4041
we may be subject to server seizure.
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Zachary C. Miller - @= - http://zach.chambana.net/
IMSA 1995 - UIUC 2000 - Just Another Leftist Muppet - Ya Basta!
Social Justice, Community, Nonviolence, Decentralization, Feminism,
Sustainability, Responsibility, Diversity, Democracy, Ecology
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