[Newspoetry] family update
auntbarb at onthejob.net
auntbarb at onthejob.net
Fri Dec 24 20:02:53 CST 1999
Family Forcast 12/25/99
Overall forcast: Bargars continue to increase exponentially. Members of
the next generation (Paul) spent today sitting in the back
of the minivan exploring the wonderous taste and mouth feel of
plastic chew rings. Other members (Ian) like to help Grandpa
(Dad) out with measurements on construction projects. Ian is
getting ready for the arrival of his new sister ("Oopsina") by
saying "hello sister" to his mother's (my sister's) stomach. This
trend is expected to continue through tommorrow, and into next
year.
Christmas forcast: Packages will be ripped open within the next
twenty-four hours. Food is predicted to be consumed in somewhat
unpredictable quantity. Several diapers will also be changed within
the next twenty-four hours. Silly behaviour such as the exchange
of goofy faces between consenting adults,
the continuation of arguments that started twenty years ago, and
squawking in fake British accents at the top of the lungs, shall also
take place within the next twenty-four hours, and are expected to
continue into next week.
Long-range forcast: All parties shall continue to get older, with serious
disagreements predicted to be kept at a minimum. Although grey
hair is starting to permeate adults ranging in age from
28 to 40, receeding hairlines are not expected at this time. A
slight increase in members is expected in February.
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