[Newspoetry] Y2K in the Eyes of a Prog Rammer
Bill Wendling
wendling at ganymede.isdn.uiuc.edu
Wed Dec 29 04:41:02 CST 1999
I've been asked to write a missive about what Y2K means to the body
programmer. Here is my treatise. It is 4:25am and I'm supposed to be up
in 5 hours.
Y2K
* It's more than just a buzz word. It means a new life for aging COBOL
programmers. Old Programmer Homes were scoured to find anyone who knew
this programming language well enough to fix a company's key systems
within a year or less. These programmers, who were cast to the wayside
before, will be cast away again once the new year has come and gone.
Companies will go back to redesigning already working systems in sexy
languages such as C++, Java, ADA, and others of their ilk because it
looks good on their company's dossier.
* Programmers and computer operators in general were once thought of as
gods and goddesses who could encant complex sequences of characters to
make systems run and to cull information from them. Once computers
became commonplace, the Great Unwashed was able to perform functions
which before were known only to the gurus. The facade started to fail.
People realized that some of these programs were buggy and didn't do
what they wanted and crashed their computers. They saw the man behind
the curtain. Y2K is yet another stone around the neck of demigogury
which programmers once enjoyed.
* Programmers are assured of a continuing job for years to come. Most, if
not all, new hires at companies were to throw more people at fixing the
Y2K bug. Normal development all but ceased at most places. If we still
have electricity in the new age, then programmers will eat and eat
well.
* Most programmers will be relieved once this irrelevent milestone has
been reached. Other calandars record the date as being far greater than
2000. However, people seem to like even numbers. Some even believe God
to like them as well. Similar hysteria was evident around 1000AD.
* But, most importantly, the year 2000 DOES NOT mark the beginning of the
new millinium. The new millinium starts in 2001. (Note, there couldn't
have been a year 0 since 0 didn't exist when they created the
Gregorian calandar).
Laural are hard to rest upon...they itch...
Yr Friendly Neighborhood Poet,
Bill
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