[Newspoetry] Fin-de-Siecle Ten Commandments

[Paul Kotheimer]

I.  I am PROZAC, the LORD, thy God.  Thou shalt have no gods before me.
II. Take not the name of Bill Gates in vain.
III. Keep holy Miller Time.

IV. Honor thy PC and Macintosh.
V. Thou shalt not unionize.
VI. Thou shalt not committ to the UN Charter.
VII. Thou shalt not change long distance providers.
VIII.  Thou shalt not bear children without paying thine HMO.
IX. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's lifestyle.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Sport Ute.

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