[Newspoetry] "MADONNA STILL COOL," SAYS PAGLIA
Paul Kotheimer
herringb at prairienet.org
Fri Oct 29 06:49:35 CDT 1999
"MADONNA STILL COOL"
CLAIMS PAGLIA
Stardom, Sex Appeal End Oppression of Women.
--Associated Poets
[Champaign-Urbana, Illinois] Self-styled "Italo-American fin-de-Siecle
Simone de Beauvoir," Camille Paglia, brought her highly controversial
post-modern lecture series to the Foellinger Auditorium on the campus of
the University of Illinois this evening, intending to convince the young
intelligentsia of the late 1990's that it's still cool to write a
Cultural Studies paper about Madonna; and to prove that Paglia herself
isn't just any shamefully ill-reasoned reactionary pseudo-academic rape
apologist/gender essentialist.--She's the one that really digs Madonna.
"The 80's, admittedly, were the heyday of Madonna Studies," said a Paglia
aide yesterday at a pre-lecture cocktail reception. "You saw lots of
graduate and doctoral work being published in the field."
"In this decade, of course, we are being eclipsed by Courtney Love
Studies, Alanis Morissette Studies, Spice Girls Studies, T. L. C.
Studies, Brittany Spears Studies, and the like."
"However, we feel certain in our assertion that historu will bear out the
predominance of Madonna Studies as the central discourse of academic
feminism in the 21st Century."
While neither focusing exclusively on Madonna's continuing ability to
wear the most talked-about designer fashions, changing her look to best
express the Zeitgeist--frequently by means of costly cosmetic surgery--nor
dwelling on Madonna's prowess at selling millions of CD's filled with an
insipidly derivative yet highly profitable brand of discotheque pop,
Paglia's presentation at Foellinger did assert, in part, that these are
the kinds of things a person must do to become and remain unoppressed, if
she doesn't already have a penis.
Audience reactions to Paglia's social critique were, in the end,
decidedly mixed. Tisha Wahlinger, sophomore in Speech Communications,
commented: "Yeah, like, I think maybe I've heard some of that older
Madonna Mrs. Paglia was referring to in her lecture... My mom totally
probably has it all on vinyl."
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