[Newspoetry] NASDAQ Newspoem - Dateline NYC
Nick Montfort
nickm at media.mit.edu
Thu Apr 6 09:55:07 CDT 2000
Here is the promised contribution from William and myself, in reaction to
the market's "roller-coaster" "bungee-jump." It was indeed written at
McSorleys. The space indentation indicates a second (and in some cases
third) deck for the headline, some of which are WSJ/NYT style front page
headlines (with several decks of similar size) and some of which are not.
The title: "Glut in Headline Market Takes Tropes To New Low."
Investors Wise Up -- For A Moment
Nasdaq Gets Vertigo, Nosebleed
Market Prices Go Down Suddenly, Then Go Back Up
Journalists Desperate For Metaphors
Nasdaq Comes From Behind To Trounce Third World, Environment, Common Sense
Titanic Tech Stock Gains Hit Iceberg
Nasdaq Gets Knocked Down, But It Gets Up Again
"You Never Gonna Keep Me Down," Say Investors
Bloodied Nasdaq Finds Victory Using Crane Kick
Nasdaq In Free Fall, But Secondary Chute 0pens
Stock Market Lets Down Hair
Investors Climb To Tower
Market Fails, Investors Seek Meaningful Work
Tech Stock Market Descends Into Chaos, Ascends Into Semblance Of Order
Nasdaq Undergoes Correction
But Editor Writes "Stet"
Market Undergoes Nasty Redaction
Stock Market Drowns, Washes Up On Shore
Dow Jones, Nasdaq Revived By Lifeguard In Tender Scene
Dow Throws Self Off Building
Index Wafted Heavenward By Mysterious Updraft
Nasdaq Droops, Disappointing Investors
Later Trading Stimulates Stock Prices, Arousing Another Round Of Heavy
Trading
Dow Jones, Nasdaq Recover
May Feel Hung Over In Morning
Technology-Laden Nasdaq Index Enters Hell, Heaven
Nasdaq Descends To Wine Cellar
Returns With Vintage Beaujolais
Finds Cork Disintegrated
North Pole Moves South, Stabilizes
Nasdaq's Free Fall Followed By Resilient Spring
Tech Stocks Ship Tremendous Amounts Of Water
Investors Ardently Pump Bilge To Rescue Nasdaq
Rich Get Poorer, Richer
Poor Remain Poor
Nasdaq Slain, Reincarnated By Merciful Dungeon Master
Slight Loss of Hit Points
Tech Stocks Flushed
Toilet Overflows
Greenspan Refuses Plunger
Middle-Aged White Men Desperately Sell Stocks Early On, Then Furiously Buy
Them
Tech Stocks Born Again
Dow Jones Falls Out Of Airplane, Activates Rocket Pack, Runs Out Of Fuel,
Activates Parachute, Is Propelled Upward By Updraft From Erupting Volcano
Nasdaq Capsizes
Stocks Almost Sink To Dow Jones' Locker
Nasdaq's Bubble Bursts
Market Blows New Bubble
Queasy Investors Throw Up On Floor, Feel Better
-Nick Montfort nickm at media.mit.edu http://www.media.mit.edu/~nickm
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