[Newspoetry] more updated classics

[Paul Kotheimer]

here are some more updated Shakespeare titles:

THE HISTORY PLAYS

Richard 3.0

Henry 4.0 and Henry 5.0, which will be automatically updated to the Prince
Hal 9000 OS in 2001.
and, coming soon, Corilanius.com

also, here's a few more updated Brit Lit Classics:

Edmund Spenser's "The Faerie Drag Queen" (of course)
Congreve's "Way of the World Bank"
and Boswell's "Life of [Michael] Jordan"
not to be confused with Lord Byron's "Don Johnson"

and let's not forget the American Classics:

Walt Whitman's "Song of My Cell Phone," for example,
or e. e. cummings' "anyone commuted to a pretty how town."

can you think of any more?

paul





On Tue, 11 Apr 2000, Dirk
Stratton wrote:

> Paul--
> 
> loved your updated Shakespeare titles.
> 
> --dirk
> 

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