[Newspoetry] Invisible Hand Bitch-Slaps Boy Scouts

[Bill Wendling]

Also sprach Joe Futrelle:
} 
}  "The Boy Scouts of America since  1910 have taught traditional
} family  values," Mr. Shields said. "We feel  that an avowed
} homosexual isn't a  role model for those values." 
} 
In other news, known homosexual, Bill Wendling, is still dearly loved by
his family. His nephew loves him to pieces and admires him. Cousins are
eager to accomplish what Bill has done.

Authorities suspect drugs may be involved...

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|| Bill Wendling			wendling at ganymede.isdn.uiuc.edu