[Newspoetry] idea

[Joe Futrelle]

I had an idea for a satire which I'm not going to write, because it's
way too Onion-esque and a shameless pot-shot, but I thought y'all
would get a kick out of the headline:

"Jim Davis to Retire from 'Garfield', Die"

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