[Newspoetry] Fwd: VP w/ the D-U-M-B

[Dirk Stratton]

forwarded by a friend in Seattle--
>
>
>  >From Will Durst:
>
>"Nine out of 10 historians agree, Reagan picked George Bush Sr. in 
>an effort to
>appear presidential by comparison, and in turn, Bush had to scrape 
>the bottom of
>the barrel with a 36-inch X-acto knife to come up with Quayle. If George W. is
>indeed destined for an August balloon inundation, who the hell could 
>he possibly
>choose for a veep? Wally Cox is dead. Barney Fife was a fictional 
>character. And
>Mr. Bean isn't a citizen."