[Newspoetry] How to Deal With Microsoft

[Mike Lehman]

Off my milcom list.  The guy may be on to something, but remember the
prevailing winds will bring the fallout over Illinois!
Mike

> 
> It brings to mind a dealing with the USAF I once had - we'd gone into the
> problem
> and it turned out to be a software deficiency attributable to Micro$oft
> (what a surprise!)
> The conversation included -
> 
> Me:             Yup, it's the OS - you're going to have to talk to them.
> 
> USAF:   Oh boy, it's going to be tough to get them to do anything!
> 
> Me:             No, explain to them that you are a dissatisfied customer
> AND you
>                  have nuclear weapons - even Bill will listen to you.......
> 
> Sometimes the military can have quite a sense of humor. And 800 pound gorillas
> ain't nothing on these boys.....
> 
>            Lee
> 
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