[Newspoetry] jesse helms said your mama stanky

[William Gillespie]

jesse helms said your mama stanky

jesse helms went to the un
and he said you said
that koffee annan
all wacked up on speed

and he said other shit too

he said the us would nuke
yeltsin's mama
and pee on milosevic
what a mean thing
jesse helms said

i think we should all sit in our
kitchens
typing letters to our
senators
by candlelight

because jesse helms
be bombing yugoslavia
without getting the
consent of the un
but sticking them with the bill

old rat bastard

ol filibuster-ass
done went on and on
spouting his warped
vision, saying that the
us was gonna drop outta
the un, because the
dues too high

dude from france sputtered
in disdain, then
each of them, in turn,
with a multitiude of translators,
ripped jesse helms a
buncha new assholes

he didn't notice
ol tobacco-eatin
bastard

there still a
few good senators
but jesse helms