[Newspoetry] ELVIS WASN'T CALLED THE KING FOR NOTHING
Paul Kotheimer
herringb at prairienet.org
Fri Jul 28 10:38:42 CDT 2000
ELVIS WASN'T CALLED THE KING FOR NOTHING
Elvis wasn't called the King for nothing.
He was related to the royal family.
That's the incredible assertion
of certain experts in the field of genealogy.
It took a team of trained researchers
who were acquainted with the peerage and nobility
to do all that documentation
and trace the long and convoluted Presley pedigree
back home from Tennessee.
He's not half-Cherokee after all!
--'Cause the Enquirer found the Church of St. Elvis in Wales.
That's why Elvis wasn't called the King for nothing.
He's kissing cousins with Her Majesty and Princess Di.
Still, he served in the U. S. Army,
just like my dad or any average ordinary guy.
But then he went into the movies--
Did Jailhouse Rock and Blue Hawaii, too.
In '68 he made his big comeback in Vegas.
Hey, what's the King of Rock 'n' Roll to do?
He proved he wasn't through.
His blue suede shoes were blue.
The colonel told him to.
I'll say a prayer for you
now at the Church of St. Elvis
at Graceland in Memphis
and the Church of St. Elvis in Wales.
--This newspoem, adapted from the pages of one of America's most venerable
news sources, will appear as song lyrics on the upcoming CD, <113
Carolina Avenue,> scheduled for release on October 25, 2000.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THE HAND-MADE RECORD LABEL
www.handmaderecords.com
217 344 4302 voicemail
Beachhouse Studio
903 Colfax
Michigan City, IN
219 872 0131 phone
More information about the Newspoetry
mailing list