[Newspoetry] the average person
Joe Futrelle
futrelle at ncsa.uiuc.edu
Tue Jun 13 17:09:49 CDT 2000
decided to save
some money this month
consumer spending fell
bought that nice old house
new home sales plunged
opted not to
repanel the basement
construction spending dropped
quit my job at the factory
unemployment rose,
manufacturing output fell
had a granite monolith
delivered
durable goods orders jumped
unplugged the TV
ratings plummeted
electricity demand
hit bottom
jaywalked
crime rates soared
interest rates rose
decided to save
some money this month
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Joe Futrelle
Editor-within-chief,
Newspoetry dot com
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