[Newspoetry] winning lottery numbers
Joe Futrelle
futrelle at ncsa.uiuc.edu
Tue May 9 23:36:38 CDT 2000
33 million Americans below the poverty line.
2 kinds of people; those who buy lottery tickets and those who find
that it's not worth their time to buy lottery tickets.
1 winner: the states selling the tickets.
12 times more likely to die of a heart attack while waiting in line to
buy the ticket than you are to win.
37 = 3.7 times the budget of the National Endowment for the Arts.
4 percent state taxes to the winner's state, the cash of desparate
out-of-state losers.
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Joe Futrelle
Editor-within-chief,
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