[Newspoetry] hamburgers are not catholic

[Mike Lehman]

I saw the headline
But didn't want to read the story
Thinking it might lead to
A crisis of faith
Since you insist
I looked it over
And in the end
I agreed with the Communist

Mike

Joe Futrelle wrote:
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> This is automatic newspoetry
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> http://asia.dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/world/article.html?s=asia/headlines/001109/world/afp/McDonald_s_angry_at_claim_that_hamburgers__are_not_Catholic_.html
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