[Newspoetry] bastard quiver trees

[Mike Lehman]

Presidential pseudo-candidate George W. Bush was asked about this the
other day.

Dubya said it was most likely due to the breakdown of the traditional
family unit,
resulting in moral lapses that doomed the species to extinction.

Dubya further stated,
"The bastards are getting what they deserved and are just lucky it isn't
a lethal injection."

Mike

Joe Futrelle wrote:
> 
> Fewer than 200 mature
> bastard quiver trees
> survive.
> 
> - BBC, "Growing threat to rare species"