[Newspoetry] pimping in the public interest

[Joe Futrelle]

Speaking of which, vacation's over people, let's get back to work
here, OK, people!?  We're just days short of running out of poetry and
you know what that means: write or you'll have to read my poetry.  We
don't want that, do we?

here are some possible topics:
- Jesse Helms's decision not to seek re-election
- shark attacks!!!!!!
- um, ... Gary Condit?
- the vanishing surplus
- wildfires!!!!!!!
- shark attacks!!!!!!!!
- the ford/firestone settlement
- the latest ABM rhetoric
- the guy with the artificial heart (the poem for that practically
  *writes itself*, people!)
- the rigged McDonald's monopoly game
- shark attacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Fri, Aug 24, 2001 at 03:26:37PM -0500, Joe Futrelle wrote:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1507000/1507815.stm
> 
> Uh oh, I sure hope no one finds out the various schemes I've been
> using to get people to write Newspoetry! ;)
> 
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