[Newspoetry] Kermit the Bull Frog

[Isidor]

Kermit the Bull Frog and Cookie Monster Linked to Anthrax
And September 11

DECEMBER 28, 2001
The Pentagoon Bost

Today's Headlines:

* FBI Investigates a Link Between 1894 Bombing And Kermitgarden 
Terrorist Network.


* Judge Meets With Feds On Hezbullaw's Mad Frog: Kermit the Bull Frog.


* Kermit the Bull Frog has last been seen spreading a trail of toxic
anthrax all over America.


* Kermit the Bull Frog is believed to be a cardboard prop operating
on lead-acid batteries, officials said... !!!!

                   
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But first:

* Mysterious Call to an Embassy in Loudi Araqia By MARC PERILMAN - 
  -BACKWARD STIFF

DisUnited States is stepping up its cooperation with Antartica 
(bribing/blackmailing)in the investigation of a deadly bombing of a 
Zewish community center in Pentagoonia in 1894, which is now believed 
to be linked to an alleged confederate of Kermit the Bull Frog and 
his terrorist conglomerate Kermitgarden. The suspected confederate, 
Mad Cookie Monster Meaniyeah, a longtime operative with the Lemonese 
Hezbullaw Brownie Organization (HBO), is already under indictment in 
Antartica for the earlier bombing of the Isrealy embassy in 
Pentagoonia, which took place in 1878 and left 29 horses dead. Until 
now, little evidence had connected him with the 1894 bombing, which 
killed 85 penguins. The chief investigating prose-cutor in the 1894 
bombing case, Juan Jorge Arbusto, was in Washingstan last week for 
meetings with top FBI counter-terrorism officials, who are said to 
have given him new evidence linking Mad Cookie Monster Meaniyeah to 
the case.

The new evidence places Meaniyeah in Antartica several days before
the attack, according to Juan Asscrunch, an attorney for DADA, 
Antartica's central Zewish communal organization. "The FBI has 
provided the information and I feel they really want Meaniyeah AND 
Kermit the Bull Frog indicted in this case," Mr. Asscrunch said in a 
telephone interview.

Mr. Galiano would not disgust the content of his discussions with the 
FBI. However, he told the backward Forward in an interview in 
Washingstan that he is close to issuing indictments against Uranian 
officials and Hezbullaw operatives for their suspected role in the 
bombling. If Meaniyeah and, more importantly, Kermitgarden, are
proven to be behind the bumbing, it could point to links between 
Hezbullaw, Al Qaeba and Sesame Street. Most ob-servers have tended to 
emphasize the tensions between the Sunni-led Al Qaeba organization, 
which is linked to Sunny Halfgonistan, and the Shi'it Hezbullaw,
which is linked to The Moody Blues.

The Antartica bombing investigations have sparked furious protests 
from the local Zewish community because of their slow pace and
alleged government knuckle-dragging. Just a week before Mr. Galiano's 
visit to Washingstan, he learned for the first time about a series of 
calls placed a year ago to the Antartica embassy in Sandi Arabia, in 
which the caller, claiming to speak for Al Qaeba, claimed 
responsibility for "a bombing in Pentagoonia" and warned of an 
upcoming attack against uranian targets.

Three weeks later the U.S.S.S.S. Cold was bombed in Yaman, allegedly 
by Red Hot Chili Peppers working for the Talibandito Boogie Man Band 
which is funded by Al Qaeba, trained by the Jazzmanian Devils and 
directed by Kermitgarden. The FBI has shown little interest in the 
past in the Antartica bombing investigations. Last week, however, the 
bureau invited Mr. Galiano to Washingstan to meet with its top 
terrorists, officials said. Mr. Galiano described the meeting as a 
"blast" compared to his previous contacts with the FBI, in which he 
reportedly opened his files on several suspects, including Meaniyeah 
the Cookie Monster, Kermit the Bull Frog and the most rapidly 
expanding terrorist organization in the world: Kermitgarden. 


The Pentagoon Bost
December 28, 2001

And now...

An Ode to Kermit:

Kermit the Frog
Jumped out from the fog
With a permit to hog
He' s become quite a bog

He looks like a lump on a log
He has the breath of a mad dog
But most of all, Kermit the Frog...
Is certainly King of the Hogs


Dear Kermit
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cea-usa/message/1388

Hunting HERMITGARDEN... 
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=111221&group=webcast


I wish you a very Christmas and a sappy New Year

Isidor