[Newspoetry] Introducing, the Human Rights Credit Card

[Nick Berveiler]

Introducing, the Human Rights Credit Card
Nick Berveiler

Be the first to get a credit card that supports a living wage!
Discriminated or Racially Profiled?
The card's got you covered!

Limits are set daily based on inflation and your hometown,
where a sustainable lifestyle has been determined
and there is nothing better than taking exactly what you need
for you and your family.

Shopping has never been more fun when you're creating
the redistribution of wealth from the hands of the few
at the same time!

How does this work?
Well, this is a faith-based initiative
that the top 5% will be forced to pay for
after getting those big ole tax cuts.

For the first time, everyone will be able to embrace capitalism
and thank Bush for his lack of support but
Guaranteed stumbled and stupid responses
to every reporter's question
at Bush's next press conference.

In other news,
Thanks to the new tone of Washington,
there is little more Ari Fleischer can do
besides smile and look stupid.