[Newspoetry] Re: PARTY!

[Robin Bargar]

If, when he was in his formative years you had provided a computer in his 
aquarium instead of a rock, then he might today be able to type his own 
invitations, perhaps even his memoirs.

On the other hand how interesting can the memoirs of a newt possibly get?

I am sorry I will be out of town Friday, it sounds like a rock'n time if 
Mr. Big has anything to blink about it.

         - Robin

At 02:37 PM 2/28/01 -0600, Anne Bargar wrote:
>Mr. Big would like to invite you to a dance party to be held in his honor
>this Friday, March 2, starting at around 9:00 in the P.M.  Mr. Big has
>just turned 14, an almost unheard-of age for a salamander, but no one
>really knows exactly how long they live (the record for his species is at
>least 22).  He has lead a long and somewhat sedentary and unexciting life,
>so more fitting way to celebrate than by throwing a dance party? So please
>bring yourself and the beverage of your choice, and boogie away!
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>I tried to encourage him to write his own invitation by setting him on the
>computer keyboard, but all he did was sit there.
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>Mr. Big's Dance Party
>9 PM, Friday, March 2nd
>203 E. Oregon, Urbana
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