[Newspoetry] not too late, I hope . . .

[Rob Wittig]

Oh, and here's my contribution

to the recent flame war


*slow burn in front of the monitor*


*mutters*



*slow burn gaining momentum*



*curses*



*spits at monitor*


*freezes*


*turns red*



*grabs coffee cup and hurls it across room breaking left channel stereo
speaker and scaring cat who gnaowls and leaves the room*




*more curses*



*freezes*



*hurls keyboard into kitchen with a clatter*


*repeats the word 'stupid' 18 times*


*more curses*


*mimes shooting  his monitor*


*kicks desk*


*storms out front door*




*slams front door unsatisfactorily*




*searches pockets for keys*




*slams door again, much louder this time*