[Newspoetry] Irony/Hypocrisy Watch

[Mike Lehman]

Sure Clinton brought us lots of double-speak, but now that we've had a
reactionary ruler imposed on us by the Extreme Court there will be more
verbal do-do stepped in than ever. How about this whopper:

Christian conservative, being interviewed on NPR's Morning Edition:
"President (sic) Bush will bring about a culture of life in our
country."

Um, hey dude, you must have not been paying attention to his record of
death in Texas.