[Newspoetry] Gay Psychiatrist's Suit Dismissed

Joe Futrelle futrelle at ncsa.uiuc.edu
Tue May 29 19:33:18 CDT 2001


Gay Psychiatrist's Suit Dismissed

Provincetown, MA (Associated Poets):

A gay psychiatrist's suit was dismissed out of hand today by concerned
citizens who saw girlfriend actually parading down main street in that
bag.

"Call wardrobe! Look at you, girl," was the text of a typical
dismissal.

The tragic suit in question was purchased by the tired old queen at
J. C. Penney's some ten years ago.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Gay-Military-Doctor.html

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Joe Futrelle
editor-as-if
Newspoetry dot com




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