[Newspoetry] FW: [parrott] Talimaniacs!

[Ranjan Banerji]

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My roommate and I had a particularly silly evening yesterday, which
caused him to awaken this morning with this craziness stuck in his
head.  With his permission, I submit it to NewsPoetry for your
perusal.

Get your singing hats on!

- --Ranjan

> -----Original Message-----
> From: sora [mailto:sora at interaccess.com]
> Subject: [parrott] Talimaniacs!
> 
> I'd like to preface this by saying that I'm not a war hawk, I 
> consider myself 
> an open-minded individual, and I have severe misgivings with 
> U.S. foreign 
> policy.
> 
> However, even in times of tragedy, I believe in irreverent 
> humor and satire.  
> And quite frankly, as my roommate witnessed my spontaneous 
> composition, I 
> sometimes just can't help myself.
> 
> Talimaniacs (Sung to tune of "Animaniacs" theme)
> 
> It's time for Talimaniacs!
> And we are zany to the max
> When the U.S.A. attacks
> They'll be bombing empty shacks
> 'Cause we're Tanimaniacs
> 
> Come join Sheik Mullah Omar
> He's a Muslim zealot
> He's helping ol' Bin Laden
> With his worldwide terror plot
> You'd better bow to Allah
> Or he'll have all you folks shot
> So that's the tune
> So tune in soon
> As the post-Cold War gets hot
> 
> We are Talimaniacs!
> Al-Qaida has our backs
> The U.S. drops food packs
> But the UN says it lacks
> And won't stop Talimaniacs
> 
> Bush is trying to kill all of us
> With his European friends
> But the coalition will be frazzled
> By the messages Bush sends
> He says our support of terror
> Will do us in in the end
> But if Pakistan, Iran rebuff him
> He'll have to make amends
> 
> We are Talimaniacs!
> We have friends in dear Iraq
> The Indonesians, they all love us
> And the Saudis, they'll hold back
> 'Cause we're the crazy
> Totally insaney
> - Ayatollah Khomeini - 
> Tal-i-man-i-acs!
> 
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