[Newspoetry] assignment: anthrax univocalic

[Jay Morris]

> assignment: write a poem about this whole anthrax flap, using no
> vowels except "a".


anthrax and all that crap afar

madman plans attack at fat and happy
allah says man can't act half-ass
fast-track fat-cats attract attacks

D.C. staff calls an afghan war
says anthrax attacks can't scrap plans

angry war fans cram walmart carts
fly flags at half mast

gasmasks crap
can't bag small parts

alas, afghan war an act
fat-cats hand arms man cash