[Newspoetry] Plan to bail out the airline industry

[Scott Rettberg]

PLAN TO BAIL OUT THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY (short version)

1) Give the airline industry a huge cash infusion, say 24 Billion Dollars

2) Fill their airplanes by giving every American a free ticket to anywhere
in the continental united states on the airline of their choosing.

"Fuck it, kids, we're going to Disney World."

"Peanuts? Peanuts? I'm a taxpayer."

"I hear the homeless shelters
in California
are nice
this time of year."