[Newspoetry] Life in a Dynamic, Scalable, Affordable World
John
gavroche at gavroche.org
Mon Apr 1 09:50:49 CST 2002
Life in a Dynamic, Scalable, Affordable World
I
Early generation
word processor for sale
it will not crash, guaranteed
unless you drop it on the floor
or out the window.
Printer functionality
comes attached
to keyboard.
Works with any
memory configuration
of user.
II
It's a little known fact
more snake-bite kits are sold
in Alaska
than any other state.
Apparently
there's a lesser known fact --
there are no snakes in Alaska,
III
There will always be people
trying to sell you
snakebite kits,
typewriters,
or anti-terrorism legislation.
(How did that sneak in here?)
Be on the lookout
or you may find yourself
paying dearly
for something you don't need.
John Newmark
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