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[Editor-Within-Chief]

Bush to Venezuala: Make up your mind

Al Gore: "I've had it" With Beard

Grandfathers Install Space Station Parts
Great-Grandfathers Repair Portal to Alternate Universe
Grandchildren Play in Dirt

Bush Doctrine Revised
Pentagon "Not Ruling Out" Terrorism
"Part of a Comprehensive Approach"

Tax Deadline, Like Daylight Savings Time, Not Actually News
News Items Terse, Obligatory


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Joe Futrelle
editor-within-chief
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