[Newspoetry] Star(t)ing Points

[Mike Lehman]

Stuffed Shirt Sport: What an executive (at Enron or Worldcom or the
White House) does after the fall...
<http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2176024.stm>

Our Covenant Conflicts with Our Constitution Dept.: Something that ye
editor-in-spliff has no concerns about...because the front stoop is so
small:
<http://www.msnbc.com/local/TCPALMFP/TCP_1309418.asp?cp1=1>

You Hope He Got A Free Guinness Dept.:
<http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020808/80/d6x3f.html>

In Time For X-mas! The Newspoet Action Figure:
<http://www.andgor.com/Personalized_Figures/personalized_figures.html>
The only anatomically correct William Gillespie action figure available
(with no tiny guns to spook airport security)!

courtesy of:
<http://prorev.com/indexa.htm>