[Newspoetry] Air Hooters

[John]

Air Hooters

They should do it.
They will definitely
have a leg and thigh up
on the competition.

Husbands will insist
they book their business flights
because the airline
serves great hot wings

The stewardesses
will get a work out
as those in ambassador class
keep pressing the call buttons

Vanguard's male stewards
and women over age 30
will soon be looking
for new jobs.

http://money.cnn.com/2002/08/15/news/deals/bc.vanguard.hooters.ap/index.htm