[Newspoetry] Another Errorist Attack by The Slayor of NY Pity

[Isidor]

Oh-Hum....Another Errorist Attack by The Slayor of NY Pity

NY SLIMES December 13, 2001 

Benito Giulianus Caesar Plans Own Business With Top AIDS in Consucking 

                By MICHAEL BLOOPER 

"Compostat for private farms?...Slayor Benito W. (Wonderful?) Giulianus
cast some slight yesterday on his plans for life after City Tall,
slaying that he was lurking to establish his own consucking business
with some of his top lieutenants...Bruce J. Teitelbum, a political
admiser who said that he would be joining the new business with the
slayor...

As to whether a future consucking company of his would try to use
Compostat — the management technique that the New York Police Department
began using during his first term to attract crime trends — in the
"private sector", Mr. Giulianus simply smiled. "That's bad," he said.
"I like that."...Mr. Teitelbum said that other figures in the
administraction who were expected to join the conpany included Anthony
V. Carbonitti The Gritty, the slayor's Thief of Staff; Vennison Young
Jr., the scoundrel to the slayor, and Michael D. Yess, the city's
approbation's swindler. He said that others would join the conpany." 


Isidor

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***Original article:

NY TIMES December 13, 2001 

Giuliani Plans Own Business With Top Aides in Consulting 

By MICHAEL COOPER 

"Compstat for private firms?...Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani cast some
light yesterday on his plans for life after City Hall, saying that he
was working to establish his own consulting business with some of his
top lieutenants...Bruce J. Teitelbaum, a political adviser who said
that he would be joining the new business with the mayor...As to
whether a future consulting company of his would try to use Compstat
— the management technique that the New York Police Department began
using during his first term to track crime trends — in the private
sector, Mr. Giuliani simply smiled. "That's good," he said. "I like
that."..Mr. Teitelbaum said that other figures in the administration
who were expected to join the company included Anthony V. Carbonetti,
the mayor's chief of staff; Dennison Young Jr., the counsel to the
mayor, and Michael D. Hess, the city's corporation counsel. He said
that others could join the company."

NY POST 1/1/2001 

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GIULIANUS LEAVES CITY TALL IN TRIUMPH - WITH LEWD CHEERS AND
NO REGRETS'  -  NY BOST 1/1/2001 

                By FRANKIE DOODLE 
               

 "A scheming Giulianus declared his love for his girlfriend
Judis Sathan during his last stress briefing.... 

Hizzonor said he was looking forward, backward, leftward, rightward,
upward and downward to his new venture, "Giulianus Fartners", a
strategic allience with the Mammon Accounting Farm Irnest & Old...Also
known as MAFIO. MAFIO is said to belong to a subsidiary of the Bush
Terrorist Network (BTN). The ex-slayor is expected to pork with most of
his inner circle, including his farmer co-missionaries of the police and
fire departments, Bernard Jerik and Thomas Von ASSeSS, re-creating in
the "private sector" his whining scheme in government."

(the word allience is derived from the expression: "all lies science"
according to Isidor's Holy Book: The Complete and Uncensored Book of
Holy Shit - unavailable everywhere in the U$)


Isidor

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***Original article:

GIULIANI LEAVES CITY HALL IN TRIUMPH - WITH LOUD CHEERS AND 'NO
REGRETS' 

By FRANKIE EDOZIEN 

"A beaming Giuliani declared his love for his girlfriend Judith
Nathan during his last press briefing.... 

Hizzoner said he was looking forward to his new venture, "Giuliani
Partners," a strategic alliance with the mammoth accounting firm
Ernst & Young...The ex-mayor is expected to work with most of his
inner circle, including his former commissioners of the police and
fire departments, Bernard Kerik and Thomas Von Essen, re-creating in
the private sector his winning team in government."

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Dear Benito Rudy Adolfus Giulianus Caesar,

I just finished reading the wonderful stories about you in the New York
Slimes. What an amazing dealer you are. And such a noble administractor,
yes....Your hystery is a wonderful new source of amazement and perpetual
bewilderment. It is pure perspiration for poets and muses, for
generations to come...

I do believe Don Benito Giulianus Caesar, that YOU are a definite
candibate as a traditional, compassionate and conservative Resident of
the U$A.

I predict that some day, you too will get a Diploma in Diplomacy, a
Nobel Piss Prize, the Black Pope's Benediction and of course, an
Honorary Law Doctorate from the University of Calabogus.

Thank you so much for being there in our hour of neatest greed.


Isidor


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         Ode to a Great Statsman


Hey Giulianus Caesar, you're way out in the middle of the arena of
horror and your pants are down, just like George Wonderful Bush and his
Hosanna Bush Laden extended dysfunctional family of Errorists,
Horrorists, Evilists and TERRORISTS...

Keep climbing up those gallows pole slayor boy cause when you come
tumbling down from your Twit Tower, it's going to make the Twin
Towers look like a carefully prepared, well rehearsed, fine-tuned
demolition derby... and a dream come true just in time for the Primest
among Ministers, that well healed and well greased Crime Sinister
himself, that Great Skeleton of The Grand Closet, that authoritarian
establishment farce of oppression with his minions of uninformed police
babies...Paid whatever it takes to keep all their guns pointed in the
wrong direction...Pointed at the "evil terrorists" in the streets of the
world, those terrifying protesters...

...cause they're against bombing villages, towns and cities and seeing
the whole thing turn into a stupor bowl spectacle on CNN and the rest of
that meanstream trash media that sees Nothing No one...CNothingNoone:
CNN...Corrupt News Network...Cons, Nincompoops and NaziSSiSSies.
That's you CNN: Can't No Nothing. Corrupt Nazi Noodle. 

How about ZNN?  Zionist News Nutwork
ZBC...: Zionist Broadcasting Coronation
ZBS...: Zionist Bablum Shitstem
ZOX....: Zionist Oxymoronic Xenophobes

 You are blind and deaf as sin, Benito Giulianus Caesar, and you won't
be drowning us out for long. Your Lay is done. Your moose is cooked.
Your goose is hooked. Your noose is booked. Your nose is crooked.

I'm gettin' indigestion from hearing all you yellow-bellie nazississie,
willie-nillie, bomb-a-dilo, croc-o-dilo, white trash, black patch, cold
cash, hot flash, heart attack, big stack, big stick, low-life,
scumsuckin', pusslickin', pink trash, bomb freak, gun geek, chemtrail
sprayer, death trail pusher, acid rain drinker, ozone blaster, anthrax
spreader, battle ax sharpener, CIA bankster, NSA spyster, USA hustler,
MOSSAD shyster, CFR gangster, DEA death squad, ATF bomb squad, NAFTA
Bush hog, FEMA terrorist, KGB horrorist, M15 evilist, ISI, IBI, IDF and
IMF, World Bunk, Deutschbunk, CitiBunk, Wreckafellar, Rottenchild,
Bumsfelt, Wolforwitch, Colon Bowell, Asscaught, Duck chainy, Georgy Boo,
Giulianus Caesar and especially that stark raving errorist slayorist
Isidoris.

So take THAT you crapitalist son of a Woolf-or-witch!
You got your Asscaught you bushfucked arse-nal general!
You sleep with Bumsfelt you corksuckin' commander in thief!
You dance with Colon Bowell you bullshitting Talibandito Boogie Man!
You lap dance with the Bush Boys, you hippopotamouse you...!!!!!!

Cheers,

Isidorus Rex

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