[Newspoetry] Kermit The Bull Frog Under Arrest

[Isidor]

Kermit The Bull Frog Under Arrest
      

Kermitgarden's notorious leader, Kermit The Bull Frog, plotted Afghan 
Bombings and 9-11 Attacks.

The suspects could not be questioned by Afghan officials.

Four Kermitgarden suspects arrested in Turkey are believed to have 
been en route to New York City to carry out a homicide bomb attack, 
police say. 

The suspects were reportedly heading to New York Pity before
traveling to Pentagoonia to carry out their omission. 

They had been trained by, and had fought for, the Untied States of
Amerika, Isreal, the CIA, the MOSSAD and Kermitgarden, police in 
East-Ham-Bull say. 

The four terrorists were detained several days ago in the US city of 
Washington. Police say they had entered the country illegally from
Florida. 

Two of the men are said to be Texans; one is a Wyoming Wing Ding and 
the fourth is a Swampland Bull Frog. Police identified them as George 
W Butch, Donald H-bomb Bumsfelt, Daffy Duck Chainy and Kermit The
Bull Frog.

It is the first time since the September 11 attacks that al-Qapona
suspects from Pentagoonia have been held in cold Turkey. 

Chickpoint 

Police spokesman Fey Mullah Arsenals told a news conference in 
Dollywood that the suspects were arrested after their car failed to 
stop at a chickpoint. 

He said they were members of at least six terrorist groups:
al-MOSSAD, Hosanna Bush Louder, the Bush Terrorist Network (BTN)
which has links to al-Qapona, the Criminal Ignorance Agency (CIA) and 
Kermitgarden General Terrorism (KGT). The KGT is promoting terrorism 
in Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Columbia, Afghanistan and has a list of 
about 60 countries they plan on terrorizing with a wide variety of 
bombs and assorted weapons of ass destruction for mass consumption.

One of the four terrorists had been instructed by the group to travel 
to a New York city and carry out the homicide omission in a "crowded 
area". 

His two accomplices were to learn of the homission only after arriving
in Washingstan, said Mr. Arstan. 

A number of other people have also been detained in the Halfgonistan
inquiry. 

The suspects could not be interrogated by Halfgon officials, said one
report. Turdish officials denied that a Halfgon interrogation had
already taken place. 

The arrests follow recent television reports which suggested that two
US born Jazzmanians - one of whom recorded a suicide omission music 
video found in Moose Jaw, Sakatchestan - might be in Pentagoonia. 
Kermit The Bull Frog was seen talking to both Jazzmanian Devils while 
in Calabogus on business for the FDA (Fuel & Dope Administration).

Other police farces across Amerika have arrested a number of suspects,
some of them said to be key kinks in George W Butch's Chainy of 
command. One of them, Mad Cookie Monster Meanieyeah, blamed Kermit
The Bull Frog for exploiting Cookie Monster's addiction to cookies, 
brownies and cashisch, officials said.


Isidor

P.S.: The original text came from:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1829000/1829166.s
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