[Newspoetry] Comic Relief

[Isidor]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.


Isidor

P.S: 
Wanted
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=140087&group=webcast


When Smart Bombs Go Bad 
http://www.indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=111284&group=webcast