[Newspoetry] WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702

[Paul Kotheimer]

WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702

PLEASE REMOVE ALL VISUAL OR TEXTUAL PRINTED MATTER, ALL RECORDED AUDIO
AND/OR VIDEO MEDIA, ALL WRITING IMPLEMENTS, AND ALL RECORDING DEVICES FROM
YOUR PERSON AND LUGGAGE.  PLACE ALL SUCH OBJECTS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO
YOUR LEFT.

PLEASE BE PREPARED TO HAND OVER ALL PHOTO I.D.'S AND PAPER CURRENCY FOR
INSPECTION.

IF YOU HAVE ANY OPINIONS WHICH MIGHT CONFLICT WITH USA-PATRIOT SECURITY
POLICY, PLEASE DECLARE THEM TO THE OFFICER BEFORE YOU ARE SEARCHED.

WHEN YOU SEE THE RED LIGHT, PLEASE PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND PALM DOWN ON THE
PALMPLATE AND RECITE THE PLEDGE.

FREEDOM PATROL, INC., THANKS YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
HAVE A NICE DAY.

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