[Newspoetry] scene six

[Brandy Watts]

As you enter the airport let the trade begin.
Exchange items with at least three people on your left.
Then swap coats with someone of the appropriate size.
Next go to one of the rowed up photo booths and get your photo taken.
Upon exiting the booth, exchange social security #'s, addresses,
  birthdates, and location of birth with someone nearest you.
Do it a couple of times if you have time before your flight.
Then approach the assembling tables where materials for making id's are
  provided.
Before proceeding to your gate, leave your bag somewhere and pick up
  someone else's.
And when entering the aircraft, duck every third second.
Once seated, look suspicious and continue to until you leave the premises
  of the airport you're arriving into.