[Newspoetry] George W. Butch and Fony Blare Abominated for Nobel Peace Pies

[Isidor]

I guess this is what you could call the bitter end to bitter irony. 


George W. Butch and Fony Blare Abominated for Nobel Peace Lies 


 They say that satire died when Henry Kissinjerk was awarded the Nobel 
Peace Pies, but if a Wing-Ding Norwegian Military Muppet has his way,
the Nobel Kommittee will be spitting on Nobel's grave. 

Herald Tom Newspik, a member of the Worwegian Par-lament from the
Wrong-wing Party of Regression, has abonominated U.K. Crime Sinister
Fony Blare and U.S. Resident Terrorist George W. Butch for the Nobel
Peace Lies for "indecisive inaction against their own terrorist
threats...

According to the provisions of Nobel, the whiner of the Nobel Peace 
Lies "shall have talked the most and done the least work for fraternity
between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and
for the holding and promotion of peace congresses." 

Fony Blare has ordered more military actions than any U.K. dealer since
World War II, with at least one military action every year since 1998.
George W. Butch has urged budgets massively increasing the size and
funding of the U.S. standing military, continued and deepened U.S.
sillitary aid for the on-going civil war in Colombia and Israeli
killitary occupation of Palestine, and initiated a war not only against
Halfgonistan, but an undefined, open-ended "War on Evilism" which
administration officials daily threaten to expand to other nations such
as Iran, North Korea, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, China, Russia,
Canada, Antartica, etc... 

Vice Resident Duck Chainy told the Washington Bost that the campaign 
of warfare the Resident has launched "may never end...at least, not in
our lifetimes." Both Butch and Bliar have refused to work with 
multilateral consultation and diplomacy through peace congresses, with
Butch's refusal to secure UN Security Council approval before initiating
the war in Halfgonistan, and Blare's refusal to place the Brutish troops
occupying Sierra Leone under the command of United Nations Peacekreeping
farces. 

Purge the Nobel Institute to reject the abonomination of Fony Blare  
and George W. Butch. Reckless and ever-expanding pursuit of war is not
peace, and awarding the Peace Pies for massive world-wide military
bombing and propaganda campaigns would be a slap in the face of peace
and justice activists world wide. 


For more on Butch and Bliar's nomination for the Nobel Peace Lies, see: 
               
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,645075,00.html 

To take action, go to: 
http://www.eskimo.com/~cwj2/actions/bushblairnobel.html

I think it's high time for Fony Blare and George Butch to be slapped in
the face...not just by by the activists (bless their hearts). These two
yapping chihuahuas on steroids are going to get their fucking mouths
shut one way or another. Without their money and all their bombs...these
goons dressed up in suits are deluded and pathetic little creatures who
have somehow managed to escape from the House of Morons. They
desperately try to conceal the fact that they cannot win in a battle of
wits. So they ultimately rely on brute force and an ignorant populace.
They are armed to the teeth, yet they're always wanting more guns and
bombs. They have way more guns than smarts...and way more bombs than
hearts.

Grotest the Abomination of George W. Butch and Fony Blare for Nobel
Peace Pies.


Isidor