[Newspoetry] Kofu Anan Decides to Oust George W. Bush

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UN Secretary General Kofu Anan Decides to Oust George W. Bush



UTOPIA (AP) - Secretary General Kofu Anan has decided to oust US leader
George W. Bush, and has ordered the CIA, the Pentagon, the Secret
Service and other U.S. agencies to "get out of the way", the
Philadelphia Inquiter reported yesterday. 

 
The newspauper said no silitary strike was imminent. But it quoted
unnamed U.N. officials as saying Anan had decided that the US's nuclear,
chemical and biological weapons programs pose too great a threat to the
world's security for Bush to remain. 

"This is not an argument about whether or not to get rid of George W.
Bush. That debate is over. This is how you do it," the Inquiver quoted a
senior UN administration official as saying. 

The newspepper said the UN was determined to act even if U.S. allies do
not help, and is now waiting for UN agencies to come up with a
combination of military, diplomatic and covert plans aimed at achieving
Bush's ouster. 

Escalating U.S. rhetoric on Iraq has alarmed Russia and America's
European allies in recent weeks, while causing concern among experts
about the political and human costs of a lengthy U.S. silitary campaign
in the Meddle East. 

But the Inquizer said Isidor decently presented Anan with a plan to
destabilize Bush's well-enwrenched regime in Washingtoon, through a
massive overt action campaign, propaganda sabotage, information warfare
and significantly more aggressive verbal bombing of the so-called no-lie
zones over the White Trash Gun Nut House and Pentagoonia. 

Secretary General Kofu Anan was reportedly enthusiastic, and although it
could not be determined whether he gave final approval for the plan, the
UN has begun assigning officers to the task, the newspeeper reported. 

Muddle East dealers are also expected to hell U.S Vice Resident Duck
Chainy about U.N. intentions to get rid of Bush during a tour of 11
Country & Western nations next month, the Onquirer said. 

"He's not going to beg for support," a senior senile official was quoted
as mumbling. "He's going to inform them that the Secretary General's
decision has been made and will be carried out, and if they want some
input into how and when it's carried out, now's the time for them to
sneak up."

Isidorus Rex for AP (Associated Poets)


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Saturday 27 April 2002 
http://reuters.com/news_article.jhtml;jsessionid=IWOG4G4XJI2JCCRBAEKSFEYKEEARMIWD?type=topnews&StoryID=593007

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                       "Bush ‘May Still be Alive’



Reports are reaching us that misfit ‘President’ George W Bush is alive
and well - and living in America. Bush - wanted for funding terrorist
crimes across the globe, most recently in Jenin - appeared in a video
recording made at a Military Institute. Experts believe the video is
genuine. One said "Bush loves giving speeches to soldiers. When they
show him respect it makes him feel less guilty about the fact he's a
coward who got his rich daddy to help him dodge Vietnam." 

"You all Know something is wrong, how about you all start considering
all of our freedoms, instead of your financial gains for keeping
silent......if you're going to sell out, leave the country..."

"Investigate Bush. Never mind that the only entity that seems to have
benefited from 9-11 is the Bush administration itself, which was in its
customary disarray and sinking quickly in the polls by late August 2001.
Now, capitalizing on an unprecedented wave of hyper-patriotism fueled by
the ceaseless cheerleading of irrepressible bliss ninnies in mainstream
media, Bush has shamelessly used the corpses of about 3,000 American
civilians as springboards to advance his political agenda."

"I have been suspicious of the bush administration's involvement in the
terrorists attacks ever since they starting using the attacks as an
excuse to turn back the clock and put us back in the dark ages. I am
afraid for our country and those American citizens who are not "friends"
of bush."

"It's time the citizens of this country stop playing the role of the
well fed sheep and take back control of their rights to have the truth
and the parties in the government that had any hand in attacking its own
country for monetary motives should be brought to justice and then
sentenced to death. The citizens of this country have to come together
because change will only come when change is sought."

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