[Newspoetry] call for pomes

[John]

Missouri's Sex Laws
by John Newmark

Part I: Found Poetry

A person commits the crime
of sexual misconduct in the first degree if

he has deviate sexual intercourse
with another person of the same sex

or 

he purposely subjects
another person to sexual contact

or 

engages in conduct which would constitute
sexual contact except that

the touching occurs through the clothing
without that person's consent

Part II:  commentary

it's illegal
to purposely subject another person
to sexual contact?

sex is only legal
if it's accidental?

population is bound to decrease
in the state of missouri
once people realize

the unfortunate consequences
of an illiterate legislature

http://www.riverfronttimes.com/issues/2002-09-18/feature.html/1/index.html


> Hello dear writers,
> 
> I will be in Paris, France from Friday through Thursday and in
> sporadic email contact.  I don't have quite enough poems to cover
> that period, so I'm begging for folks to come forward with some pomes
> in the very near term so I can get them scheduled and up and running.
> 
> The people must have their poetry.
> 
> If no poems are forthcoming I'm going to start pre-emptively writing
> poems and posting them.  Because I'm the only superpower of
> Newspoetry, and I can act unilaterally if necessary.