[Newspoetry] Bomb Iraq

[Abracabarb at aol.com]

To be sung to the tune of "If You’re Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands":

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
 
If the corporate scandal’s growin’, bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain’t smokin’
We don’t care, and we’re not jokin’.
That Saddam will soon be croakin’, 
Bomb Iraq.
 
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.