[Newspoetry] NEWSPOEM George? Are you ready?

[Robert Porter]

http://www.ucimc.org/newswire/display/7547/index.php

George?

Yes, Dick?

Are you ready?

Yes, Dick.

Is the water warm enough?

Yes, Dick.

Have we knocked out their radar?

Yes, Dick.

Is the public busy thinking about the anniversary?

Yes, Dick.

Have we bullied our allies thoroughly?

Yes, Dick.

Is the Congress securely handcuffed?

Yes, Dick.

Shall we begin?

... OHH....YESS...DICK!